Bless Your Heart, You Freakin' Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated - Paperback
by Tim Heaton (Author)
The largest collection of Southern proverbs, threats and insults - translated. Each saying is categorized and annotated with alternative sayings, explanations, facts, or similar quotes from famous people. Warning: this book could be fatal to unconverted Yankees.
Author Biography
Tim Heaton is from Southaven Mississippi and is an Ole Miss Alumnus. After a 25 year career on Wall Street, the markets decided he was a better writer than trader. He has lived in Santa Monica, Chicago, Memphis, Atlanta, Baltimore, New York and London England. Today, Tim lives in Morristown NJ where he is currently annoying his friends and family with tall tales from Dixie.
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