Christmas Bizarre - Paperback

by Lizz Lund (Author)

What do Santa's Sidekick, a dead lawyer and a geriatric vampire have in common? Meet Mina Kitchen - a forty-something single who finds trouble quicker than she can whip up a batch of breakfast breads. Plural. Her catering disorder runs neck-and-neck with her weird luck, and her cat's weirder tendency toward gnawing elf gear. Okay, and getting kidnapped a couple of times in one week is a little strange, too. Her next door neighbor Vito's past as ex-leader of the Moils, the Jewish-Polish Family from Bumville, New Jersey, comes to light and throws a dollop of dilemmas into an already simmering plot. Top it all off with a counterfeiting ring, a county-wide dearth of holiday wrapping tape, and a mass of pets running loose at the local mall, and what do you have? A recipe for disaster that Mina whips to a froth. Christmas Bizarre will keep you smiling when you're not shouting up a belly laugh. Set in Lancaster, "Pee-Ay" you'll discover a lively cast of characters, funny dialogue and lots of twists and turns. Hang on tight - you're in for a slalom of a holiday ride. Christmas Bizarre is packed with delightful surprises - along with a bonus of free recipes, vetted by Lund's chef husband, for your own culinary creation and consumption. **Recipes included!**

Author Biography

Lizz Lund loves Lancaster. Since 1999, she's been having a terrific time here and thinks everyone else should, too. Christmas Bizarre is the sequel to her debut novel, Kitchen Addiction! Lizz grew up in New Jersey and imported her chef husband from their old stomping grounds - he still hasn't recovered. She holds a BA in Musical Theatre from Syracuse University, but has never learned to waitress.