Holier Than Thou: A Horror Comedy - Paperback
by Rick Gualtieri (Author)
THERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT.
My name's Bill Ryder and my cold dead heart is all aflutter, metaphorically speaking anyway. See, the girl I want is deadly to me. But the girl who wants me is deadly to everyone else. I'm trapped in a lethal love triangle and it's about to get worse.
On the eve of war, The Icon - prophesized slayer of the vampire race - has appeared. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and I'm caught smack dab in the middle of it. She and I are locked in a cataclysmic collision course with destiny, but there's one small catch.
I'm head over fangs in love with her.
Now I find myself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the woman fated to destroy me. Talk about being damned if you do.
Unsure of my allies and vastly outnumbered by our enemies, I'll have to dig deep within myself and find the faith to succeed - because if I fail, it'll be far more than just my social life that's screwed.
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Holier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling Tome of Bill series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and demonic dating.
If you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Christopher Moore, DM Guay, or Kevin Hearne, then you'll want to sink your claws into this hilarious vampire comedy series today!
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
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