My Best Jokes and Humor - Paperback

by Sr. Claude L. Greene (Author)

Work in the coal mines, social hour at the barber shop, and making moonshine in the Tennessee hills isn't fun if you can't laugh about it! Here is a hilarious anthology of jokes and anecdotes about life in the mountains and much much more!

I have been a barber for 45 years, everyone knows that a lot of hair gets on the floor and everyone talks about what to do with it. I hear you can put it around the house to keep the deer out, so I tried something new I put the hair around the tomatoes. I had some beautiful tomatoes but I had to shave them before I could eat them.

One of my uncles was the biggest whiskey man in Tennessee he made moonshine whiskey for 45 years. I will tell you how good his whiskey was, a man moved up on the mountain, he had a wooden leg he started drinking the new whiskey called Block and Tackle. A few months later he noticed sprouts were growing on his leg, he had to carry a axe to keep the sprouts cut off.

Author Biography

Claude's life has transformed from that of a writer to a comedian since the conception of his book. A jack-of-all-trades, Claude's life has been filled with excitement: from coal mining to moonshining and even master barbering. As Claude is the only man with both the wit and experience to create such a joke book, he blazes new trails in subject matter never covered in joke books before. Claude spent forty-five years as a master barber where he honed his comedic craft and entertained his customers and friends. Humor has and will always run through Claude's veins as he continues his comedic pursuits both in writing and on the stage.