Shithead Laureate - Paperback
by Homeless (Author)
Hello. I am Homeless. Soon your head will be my home. No... Your head is already my home.
My thoughts are inside of you as you read this. Therefore, I am inside of you now. Living inside you. Walking around in my boxer briefs. Scratching my balls. Rearranging the mental furniture inside your head. Opening the space up in case I feel like entertaining. I plan on entertaining. Thank you for letting me live inside your head. Thank you for giving me a warm place to stay. At least for now. I am Homeless. Hello. Hello...
Author Biography
Homeless lives in New York City. He is the author of the novel "This Hasn't Been a Very Magical Journey So Far" (Expat Press) and the short story/poetry collection "Please Buy This Book So I Can Feel Validated & (Finally) Love Myself" (House of Vlad). If you'd like to reach him, you can find Homeless nestled on the virtual streets of obscurity at: instagram.com/xoxohomeless twitter.com/xoxohomeless
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