{"product_id":"steambrain-youth","title":"Steambrain Youth","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe inner workings of the human brain is much like a bunch of tiny machines being run by tiny people inside a much larger machine being run by a much larger person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings to notice about the design and yourself:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's two hemispheres that control different aspects of thought. One must try to balance them or suffer a life out of harmony. You can see the two hemispheres working together here. Even though they have different functions, they work in cohesive unison outputting steam.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNotice there is a spiral staircase that is leading into an impossible direction. It is in a very significant spot on the brain. Placed right over the 3rd-eye chakra, this spiral is a fractal portal into the the higher realms of consciousness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso notice there are cats stepping all over the controls and keyboards. Always. Damn cats!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis product is produced with a Direct to Garment printing process (DTG).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on a Bella Canvas Youth Tee in Natural.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial consists of 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted in Houston, TX\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuper soft with a vintage feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaintains its shape beautifully\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe recommend washing cold, inside out and laying flat to dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf necessary, tumble dry on a low heat setting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Point 506","offers":[{"title":"Small 6-8","offer_id":49560614240515,"sku":"sku-40716964429885","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium 10-12","offer_id":49560614273283,"sku":"sku-40716964462653","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large 14-16","offer_id":49560614306051,"sku":"sku-40716964495421","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Xlarge 18-20","offer_id":49560614338819,"sku":"sku-40716964528189","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0802\/7422\/7459\/files\/Steambrain-Youth.jpg?v=1788480923","url":"https:\/\/theclubhousestore.com\/products\/steambrain-youth","provider":"The Club House ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}